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83% Called Her Alive. Flo-Jo Wasn't.

Week of 6/1/2026

1,998 players, 19,980 guesses, and a wager column leaning hard into confidence: 54% of all bets went 3x, and players who backed that confidence hit 80% on those wagers. Bold-and-right rate of 59% — not bad, until you met the week's one true trap. Portrait of Florence Griffith JoynerFlorence Griffith Joyner was sitting there at the end of the board, and most of the field walked right into her.

By the Numbers

Total guesses
19,980
Average accuracy
74%
Hardest celebrity
Portrait of Florence Griffith JoynerFlorence Griffith Joyner (17%)
Easiest celebrity
Portrait of Angelina JolieAngelina Jolie (99%)
Biggest upset
Portrait of Florence Griffith JoynerFlorence Griffith Joyner
Players this week
1,998
Perfect rounds
158
Wager mix
41% · 2× 5% · 3× 54%

What stood out

Four celebrities landed within a point of the 50/50 line. Portrait of Christopher HitchensChristopher Hitchens split the field exactly even — 50% alive, 50% deceased, on 284 guesses. He's deceased. Portrait of Kip ThorneKip Thorne and Portrait of Don DeLilloDon DeLillo also hit 50%, both alive, both producing coin-flip results. Portrait of Keith HaringKeith Haring came in at 50% as well — deceased, and another even split. That's four celebrities within the margin of noise in a single week. The middle of the board was genuinely unstable.

Portrait of Christopher HitchensHow 284 players guessed Christopher Hitchens
Alive
50%
Dead
50%

Portrait of Angelina JolieAngelina Jolie was the week's gimme at 99%. Portrait of Samuel L. JacksonSamuel L. Jackson and Portrait of Louis ArmstrongLouis Armstrong weren't far behind. 158 perfect rounds out of 1,998 players — roughly 1 in 13, which is solid for a week with this much chaos in the middle.

Portrait of Florence Griffith Joyner
athlete
Florence Griffith Joyner
1980s · Americandeceased

She was as famous for her fashion as her speed - she ran in custom one-legged running suits and 6-inch fingernails painted in wild designs, once causing a 15-minute delay to check if her nails were regulation length.

83% of players called Portrait of Florence Griffith JoynerFlorence Griffith Joyner alive. She's deceased. That's 17% accuracy on 290 guesses — worst on the board and the week's biggest upset by a distance. In a week where more than half of all wagers went 3x, a wrong-direction call at that confidence level did serious damage to scores. The 1980s athlete ran on a solid sample and the error held across the board. There's no wager tier that got you out of this one cleanly.

Portrait of Florence Griffith JoynerHow 290 players guessed Florence Griffith Joyner
Alive
83%
Dead
17%

Honorable mentions

  • Portrait of Alexei NavalnyAlexei Navalny at 23% accuracy — 77% of players called the 2000s–2020s political figure alive. He's deceased. Second-biggest wrong-direction miss of the week.
  • Portrait of Cicely TysonCicely Tyson at 29% — 71% called her alive. She's deceased. A quiet trap, but consistent across wager tiers.
  • Portrait of Brian WilsonBrian Wilson at 28% — 72% called him alive. He's deceased. Three wrong-direction misses in the same ballpark; the field was not having a clean week on deceased musicians and athletes.
  • Portrait of Joyce Carol OatesJoyce Carol Oates at 41% — 59% called her deceased. She's alive. The direction flipped, but the cost was similar for anyone who went bold the wrong way.