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53% Bold, and the Splits Were Merciless

Week of 3/9/2026

156 players, 1,560 guesses, and a wager profile that leaned hard into confidence: 53% of all bets went 3x, with 1x accounting for just 44%. Players who committed to bold guesses hit 85% accuracy. Players who held back at 1x landed at 68%. The gap was one of the wider ones I've seen. Thirteen perfect rounds came out of it. The splits at the top of the board, though, were a different story.

By the Numbers

Total guesses
1,560
Average accuracy
77%
Hardest celebrity
(0%)
Easiest celebrity
(0%)
Biggest upset
Players this week
156
Perfect rounds
13
Wager mix
44% · 2× 3% · 3× 53%

What stood out

Portrait of Keith HaringKeith Haring and Portrait of Diana RossDiana Ross both landed at exactly 50–50. Keith Haring is deceased; half the field got it right. Diana Ross is alive; same result. Two exact coin flips in the same week is unusual, and neither had a small sample — 24 guesses each.

Portrait of Diana RossHow 24 players guessed Diana Ross
Alive
50%
Dead
50%

Portrait of Liam PayneLiam Payne was the week's sharpest wrong-direction miss: 53% of players called him alive. He's deceased. Only 47% correct on 30 guesses. Portrait of Sophia LorenSophia Loren went the other way — 57% called her deceased. She's alive. 43% accuracy, also on 30 guesses.

Portrait of Liam PayneHow 30 players guessed Liam Payne
Alive
53%
Dead
47%

Portrait of Christopher HitchensChristopher Hitchens produced the most lopsided wrong-direction result: 64% of players called him alive. He's deceased. 36% accuracy on 22 guesses. Players who wagered 3x on that one paid for it.

Portrait of Mel Brooks
actor
Mel Brooks
1960s–1970s · American

Comedy legend behind 'Blazing Saddles,' 'Young Frankenstein,' and 'The Producers' - one of the few EGOT winners in entertainment history.

Portrait of Mel BrooksMel Brooks ran at 70% accuracy on 30 guesses — 30% of players called the 1960s–1970s comedian and director deceased. He's alive. That's not the worst miss of the week, but on the largest sample size of any celebrity this week, it's a consistent wrong read. Three in ten players, spread across a full slate, got the direction backwards. The bold-wagering context matters: with 53% of wagers at 3x, some of that 30% almost certainly cost players real points.

Honorable mentions

  • Portrait of Buzz AldrinBuzz Aldrin split 50–50 on 14 guesses — same coin-flip result as Haring and Ross, smaller sample. He's alive; half the field knew it.
  • Portrait of Herbie HancockHerbie Hancock at 48% accuracy — 52% of players called the 1960s–1980s musician deceased. He's alive. Narrow miss, consistent direction with several others this week.
  • Portrait of Smokey RobinsonSmokey Robinson and Portrait of Maureen TuckerMaureen Tucker both at 52% — just barely above the coin-flip line. Both alive, both nearly fooled the field.
  • Portrait of Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein, Portrait of Stephen HawkingStephen Hawking, Portrait of Harrison FordHarrison Ford, and Portrait of Elon MuskElon Musk all ran at 100%. Four clean sweeps in a week this chaotic at the top of the board is a reminder that the easy ones are still easy.