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89% of Players Were Sure About Joan Didion. They Were Wrong.

Week of 6/22/2026

1,795 players, 17,950 guesses, and a wager column that committed: 52% of all bets went 3x, with 1x falling to 44%. Accuracy on those bold guesses hit 81% — the best-performing tier by a wide margin. The bold-and-right rate landed at 56%. On paper, a week that rewarded confidence. One author from the 1960s–2010s had other ideas.

By the Numbers

Total guesses
17,950
Average accuracy
76%
Hardest celebrity
Portrait of Joan DidionJoan Didion (11%)
Easiest celebrity
Portrait of Lucille BallLucille Ball (99%)
Biggest upset
Portrait of Joan DidionJoan Didion
Players this week
1,795
Perfect rounds
149
Wager mix
44% · 2× 5% · 3× 52%

What stood out

Portrait of Roxane GayRoxane Gay split the field 49–51 on 289 guesses — the closest call of the week. She's alive; 51% of players called her deceased. Right behind her: Portrait of Barry BondsBarry Bonds at 51% accuracy, essentially a coin flip in the other direction.

Portrait of Roxane GayHow 289 players guessed Roxane Gay
Alive
49%
Dead
51%

Portrait of Alex LifesonAlex Lifeson also ran wrong-direction: 54% of players called him deceased. He's alive. 46% accuracy on 289 guesses. Portrait of Marc BenioffMarc Benioff landed at 42% — 58% of the field called him deceased. He's alive. Business figures from the 2000s–2020s are a reliable trap, and this week they delivered.

Portrait of Mick FleetwoodMick Fleetwood fooled 71% of players — most called him deceased. He's alive. 29% accuracy on 303 guesses. Portrait of John ColtraneJohn Coltrane ran the opposite way: 71% of players called him alive. He's deceased. Two musicians, same confusion rate, mirror directions. Make of that what you will.

149 perfect rounds out of 1,795 players. Portrait of Lucille BallLucille Ball was the gimme at 99%, with Portrait of RihannaRihanna and Portrait of John KrasinskiJohn Krasinski right behind her. Bonus exact-year hits came in at 501.

Portrait of Joan Didion
author
Joan Didion
1960s-2010s · Americandeceased

She always traveled with a suitcase packed and ready because she believed she might need to leave immediately, and she kept a Corvette Stingray well into her 80s despite barely driving it.

Eighty-nine percent of players called Portrait of Joan DidionJoan Didion alive. She's deceased. That's 11% accuracy on 246 guesses — worst on the board and the week's biggest upset by a distance. In a 3x-heavy week, a wrong-direction miss at this scale did the most damage possible to scores. Players who wagered bold on a wrong call here felt it. The author ran on a clean sample and the error didn't budge.

Portrait of Joan DidionHow 246 players guessed Joan Didion
Alive
89%
Dead
11%

Honorable mentions

  • Portrait of Joe FrazierJoe Frazier at 24% accuracy — 76% of players called the 1960s–1970s athlete alive. He's deceased. A quiet wrong-direction miss that cost bold players.
  • Portrait of Akira ToriyamaAkira Toriyama at 31% — 69% of players called him alive. He's deceased. Wrong-direction on a well-known artist, and it wasn't close.
  • Portrait of John ColtraneJohn Coltrane at 29% — the 1950s–1960s musician fooled 71% of players into calling him alive. He's deceased. Third time a jazz name has run this direction and it's gone roughly the same way every time.
  • Portrait of Jack WelchJack Welch at 57% — the closest correct-majority call of the week. Only just.