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Week of 9/28/2026

93% of Players Buried Norah Jones. She's Fine.

2,236 players, 161 perfect rounds, and a wager column that leaned bold: 43% of all bets went 3x against 52% at 1x. Players who committed at that tier did well — 3x accuracy hit 82% against 72% on 1x — but the bold-and-right rate landed at 46%, just under the break-even line. Portrait of Nora JonesNora Jones is where a lot of that confidence evaporated.

By the Numbers

Total guesses
22,360
Average accuracy
76%
Hardest celebrity
Portrait of Nora JonesNora Jones (7%)
Easiest celebrity
Portrait of AdeleAdele (99%)
Biggest upset
Portrait of Nora JonesNora Jones
Players this week
2,236
Perfect rounds
161
Wager mix
1× 52% · 2× 5% · 3× 43%

What stood out

Portrait of Mark SpitzMark Spitz landed at 48% accuracy — the closest split of the week, 48% alive against 52% dead on 289 guesses. He's alive, so the majority went the wrong way, barely. Right behind him, Portrait of VangelisVangelis drew 47% alive on 289 guesses — he's deceased, so the majority had it right, also barely. Two celebrities, opposite truths, both sitting within two points of a coin flip.

Portrait of Mark SpitzHow 289 players guessed Mark Spitz
Alive
48%
Dead
52%

Portrait of Gene HackmanGene Hackman and Portrait of Richard LewisRichard Lewis both landed at 54% accuracy — deceased, called correctly by a thin majority. Neither was a gimme. Four celebrities in the 48–54% range made for a noisy top of the split chart.

On the other end of the confidence spectrum: Portrait of AdeleAdele at 99%, Portrait of Billie EilishBillie Eilish and Portrait of Nate BargatzeNate Bargatze at 97%, Portrait of Salma HayekSalma Hayek and Portrait of Solange KnowlesSolange Knowles at 98%. Those anchored the week's average. Without them, the 7% Norah Jones number would have dragged things considerably lower.

Bonus exact-year hits: 778. Top score: 3,500.

Portrait of Nora Jones
musician
Nora Jones
2000s-2020s · American

Her debut album won eight Grammy Awards in a single night — a record for any debut album — yet she has said she finds awards shows deeply uncomfortable and anxiety-inducing.

93% of the field called Portrait of Nora JonesNora Jones deceased. She's alive. That's 7% accuracy on 330 guesses — worst on the board, and it wasn't particularly close. The second-hardest miss was Portrait of Tim CurryTim Curry at 17% accuracy (83% alive calls; he's deceased), which puts the gap between first and second at a full ten points. With 43% of the week's bets going 3x, a meaningful share of those wrong Norah Jones answers absorbed the maximum penalty.

Portrait of Nora JonesHow 330 players guessed Nora Jones
Alive
7%
Dead
93%

Honorable mentions

  • Portrait of Tim CurryTim Curry at 17% — 83% of players called the actor alive. He's deceased. Second-hardest miss by a wide margin.
  • Portrait of Patti SmithPatti Smith at 37% and Portrait of Taj MahalTaj Mahal at 36% — both alive, both pulled a strong majority of dead calls. Musicians from the 1970s running in the wrong direction again.
  • Portrait of David Foster WallaceDavid Foster Wallace at 35% — 65% of players called the author alive. He's deceased. Make of that what you will.